Here’s one I recently came across that’s quite cute:
Three guys and a dog were playing poker and the dog was winning. A passer-by commented that the dog seemed to be doing exceptionally well. One of the disgruntled players commented, “The dog is stupid, every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail!”
A professor, an avowed atheist, decided to challenge God in front of his class. He shouted to the ceiling, “God, if you’re real, knock me off this platform in the next five minutes!”
Time was almost up, when a husky Marine who had just returned from the military front calmly rose, strode to the platform and flattened the professor with one punch, knocking him off the platform. The Marine then returned to his seat and waited.
When the professor awoke he stood up and shouted at the Marine, “What did you do that for?!” The Marine replied, “God was busy and he sent me.”
[:D]
EdP